On the block Jack built

they called it
Squirrel first.

The acorn that became a Square. The name Jack buried in a cafeteria in 2009. $SQUIRREL digs it back up.

the squirrel, screaming
the squirrel, moments after learning what jack did (2009, colorized)

📜 the lore

yes, it's real. yes, it's still up. — also covered by TechCrunch & TNW

Before the white dongle. Before the IPO. Before it was Block. Square was Squirrel — a payments company named for squirreling money away, whose first card reader was a wooden acorn.

Then Jack Dorsey walked into Apple's cafeteria to pitch them, saw the lunch registers ran "Squirrel Systems," and renamed the whole company on the spot. A $100B name, given up over a point-of-sale in a cafeteria.

$SQUIRREL is the acorn coming back for its tree. The original name. The original mascot. The story is real — you're one Google away.

squirrel with acorn

saves with the rich.
buries with the rest of us.

The squirrel doesn't trade options. The squirrel doesn't do payment-for-order-flow. The squirrel does one thing and one thing only: stack acorns and forget where 74% of them went.

  • Zero utility (as promised)
  • 100% squirrel
  • Backed by historical fact (TechCrunch, 2012)
  • The acorn was literally made of wood

🌰 acornomics

1B
total supply
one billion acorns. no more, no less.
0 / 0
tax
squirrels do not file.
100%
fair launch
on the curve. no team acorns hidden in the walls.

🗺️ roadmap

1

bury

launch. stack. tell one friend the Square story. watch them Google it in disbelief.

2

scatter

memes on every timeline. squirrel content is infinite and we intend to prove it.

3

the letter

polite letter to Jack asking for the name back. envelope contains one (1) acorn as consideration.

4

forest

squirrels forget where they bury 74% of their acorns and accidentally plant forests. we are the forest.

"Squirrel payments,
anywhere."

— JACK DORSEY, ACTUALLY. SEPTEMBER 11, 2012.

🛒 how to get some

1
Get Phantom (phantom.app) and load it with SOL.
2
Copy the contract address below. The real one — squirrels get impersonated.
3
Swap SOL for $SQUIRREL on pump.fun or Jupiter.
4
Bury it. Forget where. Check back in winter. 🌰
CA: LAUNCHING SOON — follow the twitter for the drop

❓ furiously asked questions

Is this affiliated with Block, Square, or Jack Dorsey?

No. This is a meme coin about a true story. Jack, if you're reading this: the acorn was better, and our DMs are open.

Is the Squirrel story actually real?

Completely. Google "Square originally called Squirrel." TechCrunch wrote it up in 2012, Dorsey has told it on stage, and the wooden acorn prototype was photographed. Best fact in fintech.

What's the utility?

Acorns. Emotional support. The smug feeling of knowing a piece of fintech trivia that 99% of Square's own employees forgot.

Will it go up?

Squirrels bury acorns without knowing which become trees. This is financial advice from a rodent, which is to say: not financial advice at all.

Who's behind this?

Squirrels. Dozens of us. The launch mechanics and authority revokes are verifiable on-chain — run the CA through any rug-checker when it drops.